Uncle John and Jack went to some flea markets and shook things up a little. Jack bought some stuff, but paid Uncle John instead of the owners!
After talking people into donating to the "Keep the Fountain" cause, I keep their coins.
As a member of the Escalator Safety Patrol, Jack randomly selects people and insists that they wear an orange safety vest while riding up the escalator, but then instructs them to come back down and return it.
And why is his arm in a sling? NO reason, other than to get them to feel badly enough for him so they take their time explaining dumb directions.